Who's the biggest cliche in Central Europe?

Things I'm doing now:
- sitting in a cafe in the Globe, the big English-language bookstore in Prague
- drinking espresso
- listening to Mozart
- looking up opera tickets/ways to get to Paris
- attempting to look like a black-clad Euro-intellectual bad ass

Quote of the day: "I feel like I've been gang-raped by sumo wrestlers."- Hot British guy at table next to mine

ALSO: Why is the Super Bowl such a big deal here and not the Puppy Bowl? I'm serious. The Czechs love dogs and I'd be so down for a Puppy Bowl party. Someone needs to get on that.

ALSO: Everyone needs to look up the story of Jan Weiner , the house mother's husband and general bad ass. A national hero lives in my dorm, no big deal or anything.

ALSO: I'm feeling a little like in a way because it's like the first part of the series finale where she's super excited to wander around Paris but there's no one to really hang out with. Merde.